Extra Second before New Year

Say goodbye to 2005 and welcome to 2006. Actualy I have a great news to share. My only son will have accompany approx. in 7.5 months. According to Chinese Calendar she will be a cute girl. Alhamdulillah, thanks to Allah.
Science News Article | Reuters.com

Firefox 1.5 Suxxx!!!!

I just to support The award-winning Web browser is better than ever - Firefox but FF itself eat almost 300M of my memory when only 4 tabs open. I surfed the internet for any solution to my problem. I found this links

1. Fix It


2. Discussion About Memory Leaking

To write this article, I just download friendly software w.bloggar straight from my desktop.

Cheers mates

Al Fatihah to late KOKO

Al Fatihah to late Mohd Azwar bin Hassan @ KOKO. Ex 4th college University of Malaya. He was my coursemate in RPKJ. A very good person with a charming personality. Semoga roh arwah dicucuri rahmat. Al fatihah

Confius?

1. Junior ask Pakcik (my younger brother) to play a song in his handphone.
2. Junior take the handphone from Pakcik when the song played.
3. Junior press the keypad on the handphone. The song in the handphone stop.
4. Junior crying and rolling (nangis guling2) when there was no song.
5. Junior ask Pakcik (my younger brother) to play a song in his handphone.
6. Junior take the handphone from Pakcik when the song played.
7. Junior press the keypad on the handphone. The song in the handphone stop.
8. Junior crying and rolling (nangis guling2) when there was no song.
9. Junior ask Pakcik (my younger brother) to play a song in his handphone.
10. Junior take the handphone from Pakcik when the song played.
11. Junior press the keypad on the handphone. The song in the handphone stop.
12. Junior crying and rolling (nangis guling2) when there was no song.

How to make your business boom!!!

How to make your business boom in Malaysia!!

1. Join UMNO. Be a higher committee
2. Be a good friend to some Tan Sri, Puan Sri, Dato' or Datin. At least play golf or buy a diamond ring for them
3. Propose a multi purpose company to your friends.
4. Try to get in government contract or tender. Bid with 600% price.
5. Save a sum of Marketing Fund (read:rasuah) 200% from contract/tender price.
6. Ask your good friends to use their political power to get the contract/tender
   
7. Give your 200% saving to your friends.
8. FInd a smaller company. Ask them to be your sub-contractor with minimum pay. Tell them, our current economy is not good enough to get a higher price.
   
9. Again, save small sum of money for yourself - approx. 150%-250%
   
10. Go buy a Mercedes-Benz
11. Repeat step 2-10
    

Toll Gate Girl

Ini semua gara-gara TnG. Sejak aku membeli TnG yang berharga RM60 di Mutiara Damansara, aku dah tak dapat tengok lagik awek tol Kota Damansara. Nama dia Sharkina. Bila balik keje tengah jam tu, relax dan tenang je hati aku bila nak kasi derma RM3.10 kat Plus bila Sharkina yang hulur tangan kat aku. Muka jernih jek. Sejuk mata memandang. Suka la aku kat dia senang crita.

Tapi angan-angan itu musnah sejak aku kena sound dalam miting yang berbaur dialog seperti ini.

Tuan Pengerusi: Kita tangguhlah meeting ni esok pukul 8.00 pagi.
Pencacai: Tuan pengerusi, kenapa awal sangat? Saya takut saya tak sempat je, memandangkan highway Plus ni susah nak jangka. kekadang jam teruk macam pagi ni. Nasib baik saya sempat miting.
Tuan Pengerusi: Kenapa awak tak pakai Smart Tag?
Pencacai: Er...... (blank 3 second)... saya jarang pakai highway
Tuan Pengerusi: Awak tak jawab soalan saya.
Pencacai: Saya tak mampu beli Smart Tag
Tuan Pengerusi: Itu la awak, Smart Tag ni kan sama macam IT. Sekarang zaman IT. Awak kena ada satu.

Malam tu dah tak nampak dah Sharkina. Pegi Tesco Mutiara, nampak banner... TnG beli and reload. Esok mesti beli!!!
Sharkina, cukuplah pertemuan kita di tol. Panjang umur kita jumpak kat McD Seksyen 6, Jln Cecawi.

A Good Joke

Joke from email.

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to an attractive
brunette. He immediately turns to her and makes his move; “I’ve heard
that flights pass quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger, so let’s talk”
The brunette who had just opened her book, closes it and says; “What
would you like to discuss?”
“Oh I don’t know,” says the guy “how about nuclear power?”
“Well that could be interesting, but first let me ask you a question.
Horses, cows and deer all eat grass. Yet the deer excretes small
pellets, the horse muffin sized chunks and the cow big squishy pancakes.
How come?”
Dumbfounded the man replies; “I have absolutely no idea”

“I see” says the brunette, “So you feel qualified to talk about nuclear
power, but clearly you don’t know shit!!”