How to make your business boom!!!

How to make your business boom in Malaysia!!

1. Join UMNO. Be a higher committee
2. Be a good friend to some Tan Sri, Puan Sri, Dato' or Datin. At least play golf or buy a diamond ring for them
3. Propose a multi purpose company to your friends.
4. Try to get in government contract or tender. Bid with 600% price.
5. Save a sum of Marketing Fund (read:rasuah) 200% from contract/tender price.
6. Ask your good friends to use their political power to get the contract/tender
   
7. Give your 200% saving to your friends.
8. FInd a smaller company. Ask them to be your sub-contractor with minimum pay. Tell them, our current economy is not good enough to get a higher price.
   
9. Again, save small sum of money for yourself - approx. 150%-250%
   
10. Go buy a Mercedes-Benz
11. Repeat step 2-10